• the one trope that never fails to Get Me is normal butch x insane femme

  • butch whos kind of down to earth and rolls with the punches & femme whos utterly deranged and out to win her man (female). shes like hes the specialest girl ever and if you dont clap for him i’ll blow up this fucking building

  • like 90% of the responses to this post feature characters who are literally not butch but thats ok i too love projecting on fictional characters and lying to myself

  • sitting-on-me-bum:
“ Tadpoles from one of Victoria’s most elusive amphibians, the giant burrowing frog, have been collected by Melbourne zoo and will be the subject of the first captive breeding program for the species.
‘They are a pretty striking...
  • Tadpoles from one of Victoria’s most elusive amphibians, the giant burrowing frog, have been collected by Melbourne zoo and will be the subject of the first captive breeding program for the species.

    ‘They are a pretty striking frog when they choose not to be buried,’ biologist Deon Gilbert says.

    Photograph: Rohan Bilney

  • jousting is the most human thing ever invented, to me. lets ride on the back of horses and hit eachother with sticks as hard as we can for sport. i think that thought process is what the human spirit is all about

  • love 2 see discourse about fic authors writing anal sex "wrong" and coming in with first hand (or second hand or ??? accounts) about how it ACTUALLY works as if there is not natural variation in how people practice and enjoy sex.

    "they always leave out the cleaning!" RIP, but some people go nasty and like it. yes this includes rimming.

    "no one actually does fingering first!" sorry, honey, YOU have never fucked someone who fingered you first

    alternately, "with no prep??" mhm yeah some people are just living like that

    "no lube??"/"spit as lube??" literally more prevalent than the magical lube stashed in every nearby drawer/glove compartment/pocket

    "there's WAY too much emphasis on anal sex in slash fics, people don't actually do it that much, it's too much work" please refer to the guys fucking nasty with no prep in a bathroom stall for more information. they've done zero work.

    "actually you need condoms even if you're clean & monogamous to prevent UTIs/mess" please explain to me the HERCULEAN efforts it took to get people to use condoms during the AIDS crisis if they were already using them anyway

    "women writing fic don't know how to write anal" I should not have to explain that the vagina is in addition to, not instead of, the asshole

    anyway, let's just agree that fic is not sex ed and there are plenty of people out there fucking in ways that you would personally hate

  • nothing will make you think "i have got to get weirder" more than finally feeling comfortable enough around other people to admit to interests of yours that you think make you a freak and a weirdo only to realize with a combination of embarrassment and relief that you're like a normie to them

  • "sicko feedback loop" is a warrior's bond stronger and more meaningful than marriage

  • odddogs:
“i love miss daisy and her head not much larger than her ears
a swingin’ lass
(source)
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    odddogs:
“i love miss daisy and her head not much larger than her ears
a swingin’ lass
(source)
”
    odddogs:
“i love miss daisy and her head not much larger than her ears
a swingin’ lass
(source)
”
  • i love miss daisy and her head not much larger than her ears

    a swingin’ lass

    (source)

  • yeah they dropped a new love language. yeah a sixth one. its biting

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    'but ghosts haunt the day, don't they?' embroidery on calico fabric, 2023

  • whats the best way to trim the crest+beard of a silkie? this lady can barely see with all that floof! 

  • apparently some people use little headbands to keep the fluff out of their eyes

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  • 80s chickens

  • yo im late but when i first got my polish frizzle bantams years ago from their breeder their crests were up to keep them out of the mud (because they’re show birds) and the result was amazing

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    chef hats/make-up brush hair

  • i love them thank you for the advice

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  • !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I had to Google what frizzles looked like normally and

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